i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
Harry Potter drinking game: chug the whole bottle when dobby dies because when dobby dies you die too
tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:
- don’t talk to strangers
- don’t make friends online
- don’t do anything stupid
NEW VIDEO OF ME PRANKING MY ROOMMATE CASPAR LEE ALL WEEK :D
That Black Excellence they don’t want us to know about… Please repost this
when people first moved to Australia there was nothing to eat. our great great grandparents decided to gather all the vegetables they could find and decided to mix them together and that’s how vegemite was first created. People started eating it and developed superpowers. I still remember the day i had my first bite…minutes laters i was able to read people minds. the government realized how powerful it’s that’s why you’ll only find it in Australia. We need it to fight the dangerous animals that live here…we need it to survive.
Aight so that fish, Boops boops?
The important thing here is that the sentence “Boops boops boops Boops boops” is grammatically correct.
Now let’s take a moment to imagine that the two boops that are booping each other are named Boops Boops in addition to …
ill stick to makin mutant kitties
why dont ppl ship alice and warden as much as i do
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
"skip learning basic anatomy & proportion rules, what you want to work on first is developing your own style. :)"
I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
you guys know i can make one of those things too. like i know how they did that.
WANNA KNOW WHAT’S GREAT?
THE IMAGE CHANGES EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST
I LOVE IT